Needlessly Savage Birthday Cards
A Needlessly Savage Birthday Card is just what you need for your dear friend, when:
- You want to say happy birthday without being all sickly sweet and insincere.
- You can't be bothered buying them a proper present.
- You don't actually like them that much, but you don't know how to tell them.
- You do like them a lot, but you don't want them to know.
- Your dear friend can't read but likes looking at colourful things.