Birthday Cards For Edgy, Angsty Teens & Young Adults

Birthday Cards For Edgy, Angsty Teens & Young Adults

If there's one thing that edgy, moody, angsty teens and young adults adore more than anything else, it's being told over and over again how edgy, moody, and angsty they are. They absolutely love it. That's why it's a great idea to extend that show of love in the written form too. Here are our top recommendations for birthday cards, Christmas cards. graduation cards, and other greetings cards for that those special lonesomes.

 

Cards for edgy teenagers/young adults

Is you son, daughter, niece, nephew, or grandchild that type who is just brimming with edge? If they're the type who laughs at people falling over, revels in the opportunity to put someone down, or is just generally rude to everyone, then Needlessly Savage has the perfect collection of equally scalding, merciless cards to fight back with. He/she might even respect you for a few minutes. Check out the full range of Needlessly Savage greetings cards HERE.

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Cards for nihilistic teenagers/young adults

Do you need a card for a defeatist? Maybe you know a special someone who's catch phrases are as original and unique as 'What's the point' and 'We're all going to die anyway'. For people who find the most random things funny, we recommend the Stupid Advice Fruit collection of greetings cards. These cards fit any occasion. They are universal in that they have no real meaning, which means that actually have a lot of meaning. Does that make sense? See the full range of Stupid Advice Fruit greetings cards HERE.

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Cards for depressed teenagers/young adults

Depression is rampant and crippling. It doesn't just affect young people, but it is certainly prevalent. So if you can make them laugh, that's oftentimes the best moment-to-moment thing you can do for them. If you can't make them laugh, buy a funny card from either the Needlessly Savage or Stupid Advice Fruit collection instead (see above). Then write something nice inside, I guess. They will appreciate that.

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