Introducing 'Needlessly Savage'

The 'Needlessly Savage' greetings card range is for those who revel in taking every opportunity to roast and ridicule those closest to them. Each card is written to fit somewhere on the spectrum between 'a fun jab' and 'genuinely risky'. But that's a line you will have to walk.

Browse the whole range HERE!

What are these highly specific cards that are just text roasting someone?

Simplicity is dead. How many cards nowadays are slapped with little more than a cheap one-liner, a sly remark, or a witty innuendo? Succinctness is for suckers. Less is not more. More is more, and Needlessly Savage has plenty. So enough holding back. Let your friends, family, and colleagues know how you feel about them with devastating specificity. The range covers birthdays, anniversaries, holidays, congratulations, Mother's/Father's day, and more! Stock up with Needlessly Savage so you're prepared to knock someone down at a moment's notice, whatever the occasion.

Cards for people you don't like

The greatest thing about Needlessly Savage cards is their versatility. Obligated to send your best wishes to an acquaintance you'd rather see dead? Unlike premeditated murder, giving someone a mean card is legal in most countries. They'll receive the message plain and clear, no matter how sweet your actual message inside pretends to be. To everyone else, it will look like little more than a cheeky joke. Your recipient will try to laugh it off, but they know how you truly feel. They know what they did to deserve it.

Will there be more Needlessly Savage cards?

There are more Needlessly Savage cards to come, so no need to worry about regurgitating the same unpleasantness year after year. Bookmark us and drop by every once in a while to see what we've added to the collection. You may just find something perfect for that special someone.

Looking for inspiration? Have a peek at some of our range.