Introducing 'Stupid Advice Fruit'
The 'Stupid Advice Fruit' collection has arrived! Browse our new range of fifty unethical, unhinged, and unconventional greetings cards HERE!
What are these cards with fruit giving instructions? And why?
'Stupid Advice Fruit' is a range of universal greetings cards. It is precisely because they're unspecialised, that they are applicable for all occasions, be it a birthday, anniversary, holiday greeting, or whatever else. The recipient needn't ask any questions, because the explanation for the abomination they've just received is in clear letters at the top of every card. It's just a Stupid Advice Fruit.
Why 'fruit', you ask? We can't remember why we chose fruit, but it is unlikely a coincidence that they are quick to draw and put on a card.
Why 'advice' you ask? We think everyone could use some more advice. Advice is a shortcut to learning and skips the part where you have to make mistakes first.
Why 'stupid' you ask? That's a great question.
Why am I seeing a talking apple giving advice on TikTok?
Is it a dumb meme or something? If you're getting shown or recommended videos on TikTok and YouTube of talking fruit giving questionable, weird, or unethical instructions, it's because the Stupid Advice Fruit have become strong enough to influence the online ecosystem. It is already too late. Those who align themselves with the fruits' vision of the future, by sharing and acting on their tainted wisdom, will NOT be spared when their side is triumphant. By all means, continue to eat the fruits. Use them for baking, blending, and composting. But do not, and I mean DO NOT EVER, follow their 'advice'.
Are people really doing what the talking apple videos are daring them to do?
Oh, lordy. We hope not. Following the advice of the Stupid Advice Fruit could draw a lot of unwanted attention to you, and possibly cause your friends to stop inviting you to things. Sick Jar Ltd are not responsible for any distress you cause to yourself or others by following the Stupid Advice Fruits' recommendations. You are strong of body and mind. Fruit are strong only of malice.
Will there be more Stupid Advice Fruit?
There will be more Stupid Advice Fruit to come! The first fifty are only the original batch, so keep an eye on our store for more additions to the collection.