Needlessly Savage (NSGC001) Greeting Card

An alternative greeting card, only for the most resilient relationships.

High-quality A5 greeting card printed on 330gsm Fedrigoni card.

Left blank inside for your own tasteful message.

Envelope and free delivery included.

Part of the Needlessly Savage® range.

Card Transcript

"Happy birthday! I would buy you an ice cream or a brownie or something but you'd probably drop it like a f*cking loser. It's not the floor's birthday, you incapable sh*t. Not that I'd spend my money to make you happy anyway. Eat a d*ck if you're so hungry."

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