Needlessly Savage (NSGC002) Greeting Card

An alternative greeting card, only for the most resilient relationships.

High-quality A5 greeting card printed on 330gsm Fedrigoni card.

Left blank inside for your own tasteful message.

Envelope and free delivery included.

Part of the Needlessly Savage® range.

Card Transcript

"I hope you have a sh*tty birthday and you get struck by a medium-to-large-sized postal van (and it runs over your leg) while you're already dying horribly from alcohol over-consumption."

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