Needlessly Savage (NSGC005) Greeting Card

An alternative greeting card, only for the most resilient relationships.

High-quality A5 greeting card printed on 330gsm Fedrigoni card.

Left blank inside for your own tasteful message.

Envelope and free delivery included.

Part of the Needlessly Savage® range.

Card Transcript

"You don't get a present because you don't deserve sh*t from me. Unless it's a literal pile of sh*t on an eighteen-carat gold platter. If you won't swallow your pride, you can at least swallow that. Pr*ck."

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