Needlessly Savage (NSGC007) Greeting Card

An alternative greeting card, only for the most resilient relationships.

High-quality A5 greeting card printed on 330gsm Fedrigoni card.

Left blank inside for your own tasteful message.

Envelope and free delivery included.

Part of the Needlessly Savage® range.

Card Transcript

"If I was trapped in a room with you and a serial killer and a gun with one bullet, I would shoot the serial killer and then beat myself to death with the gun so that neither of us have to look at your hideous face every again."

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