Needlessly Savage (NSGC008) Greeting Card

An alternative greeting card, only for the most resilient relationships.

High-quality A5 greeting card printed on 330gsm Fedrigoni card.

Left blank inside for your own tasteful message.

Envelope and free delivery included.

Part of the Needlessly Savage® range.

Card Transcript

"Are you a fruit fly? Because your cognitive ability is almost negligible. If your brain was replaced with a bag of rotten lettuce would anyone even notice? You certainly smell like a bag of rotten lettuce. Have a shower. Jesus."

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