Needlessly Savage (NSGC010) Greeting Card

An alternative greeting card, only for the most resilient relationships.

High-quality A5 greeting card printed on 330gsm Fedrigoni card.

Left blank inside for your own tasteful message.

Envelope and free delivery included.

Part of the Needlessly Savage® range.

Card Transcript

I wish you a very happy birthday. But you'll probably have a sh*t one like you always do because you're a joyless turd who doesn't know how to have fun. You probably don't deserve to be happy anyway. No one likes you."

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