Stupid Advice Fruit (SAFGC038) Greeting Card

A dumb greeting card. Part of the Stupid Advice Fruit® range, collectively providing a wealth of bad, unethical, and unhinged advice and suggestions.

High-quality A5 greeting card printed on 330gsm Fedrigoni card.

Left blank inside for your own tasteful message.

Envelope and free delivery included.

Card Transcript

(Coconut) "Leave a trail of coins on the ground that gradually increase in value. Make them lead to a pile of dog poo and a note saying 'Sorry, you got the dog poo ending.'"

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