Stupid Advice Fruit (SAFGC041) Greeting Card

A dumb greeting card. Part of the Stupid Advice Fruit® range, collectively providing a wealth of bad, unethical, and unhinged advice and suggestions.

High-quality A5 greeting card printed on 330gsm Fedrigoni card.

Left blank inside for your own tasteful message.

Envelope and free delivery included.

Card Transcript

(Passion Fruit) "Spend years mastering watercolour painting. Show your stunningly accurate portraits to someone close to you. Offer to do one of them. Paint them slightly uglier than they actually are."

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